Simon "I'm Not Staring At You… I'm Solving You" Character T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Simon Character T-Shirt
I'm Not Staring At You... I'm Solving You...
Some people look for answers.
Simon creates them.
Featuring the brilliant engineer, strategist, and nanite-enhanced dwarf from The Prime Numbers Saga, this shirt celebrates one of Ominus's most intelligent and unconventional heroes.
While others rely on strength, speed, or magic, Simon relies on something far more dangerous: understanding. Every challenge is a puzzle. Every obstacle is a problem waiting to be solved. Every impossible situation is simply a calculation that hasn't been completed yet.
Whether he's rebuilding advanced technology, analyzing a battlefield, or developing a solution no one else can see, Simon approaches the world with relentless curiosity and a mind that never stops working.
Which can be unsettling for everyone around him.
Especially when he starts staring.
Simon
I'm Not Staring At You... I'm Solving You...
Inspired by the world of The Prime Numbers Saga by Geoffrey H. Wright.
Warning: Wearing this shirt does not grant advanced engineering knowledge, nanite enhancements, tactical genius, mechanical expertise, accelerated problem-solving abilities, or the ability to explain your solution using only three words and a disappointed look.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit—no side seams—for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- High-quality print methods: DTG for main art, DTF used on sleeves/inner neck where applicable
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and meets safety/compliance standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean